Post by wolvesgirlgonewild on Mar 21, 2017 19:34:58 GMT
Even cheekily mentioned The Diary of Horace Wimp, thanks to a little bit of editing you'll be pleased to know Horacewimp!
I got there and I could see Jeff was with some woman, she turned round and I saw it was his wife, ah shit what’s she doing here? How the fuck am I gonna get out of this one?
Jeff spotted me and froze on the spot.
“Oh Melinda, I wasn’t expecting to see you today.”
“Who’s this Jeff?” Piped up his wife.
Attempt to do a German accent Melinda, it could work!
“Oh I, uh, work as a secretary at the studio. I was informed to tell Mr Lynne of any new equipment that he needed for recording.”
“Oh yes that’s it, thank you. Can you care to show me the new equipment that’s available?”
“Of course Mr Lynne, if you’d like to follow me.”
Jeff had better to do some explaining…
“What are you doing here?”
“What am I doing here? What’s she doing here? You didn’t tell me about your wife coming!”
“I didn’t know myself! Look, it’s okay, she’s only here for the night so you’re just going to have to sleep somewhere else tonight.”
“But I haven’t seen you all day and I was looking forward to spending the night with you.”
He put his hand on my face.
“Hey, look I know it’s not ideal, I’ve missed you like crazy today but it’s just one night. Now go back to the hotel, get all your stuff out of the room and dump it in Bev’s room.”
“Bev’s room? Why?”
“Because Bev has ever so kindly said you can sleep in his room tonight and he’ll treat you to dinner. I’m taking Sandi out for dinner you see.”
“Seems I have no choice. I’ll see you soon then.”
He kissed me goodbye and headed back into the studios. I just hope his wife bought the whole idea of me being a secretary!
I did as I was told and dumped all my stuff in Bev’s room, was nice of Bev to treat me to dinner. I just redid my makeup and Bev took me to this well, I’d like to say restaurant but it seemed more like a bar. I bet Jeff’s taking Sandi to a nice restaurant…
“You probably think I’m interfering—̋
“That’s probably because you are…”
“Try not to get on the wrong side of Sandi, she really isn’t a woman to cross. You’re lucky she found your excuse for coming into the studio convincing!”
“So does she do this kind of thing a lot, surprise him?”
“From time to time yeah. I think she just likes to involve herself someway in Jeff’s work. Jeff's written a new song too by the way. I know you two are an item so that’s why I’m warning you to be careful. Stay out of her way tonight and she won’t suspect a thing.”
“Why you even helping me? You’re married yourself you know how wrong it is for me and Jeff to be doing this.”
“Because I like you and I think you’re good for Jeff. Sandi, I mean, she’s nice enough but she doesn’t bring out the best in him, that’s why he’s away so much recording music, she gets a bit much for him. A bit clingy and jealous, very jealous.”
“Did she say anything about me when me and Jeff went outside?”
“Well she noticed you were very pretty and that you seemed quite well dressed for a mere secretary.”
“Ah I see, didn’t like me then?”
“Sadly no, she was asking Jeff a ton of questions about you. She asked him whether he found you pretty, course he had to lie. She’s terrified of losing him you see. She views any woman Jeff talks to with suspicion. She’s gained so much since marrying Jeff, don’t think she could bear to lose it.”
“Is Jeff really angry with me for coming along to the studio?”
“No of course not! He gave me strict instructions for me to give you a good time tonight, so how about we go into a night club after this? Don’t worry, I’ll look after you.” Bev said with a wink.
Man Bev’s wife was really lucky to have him, he’s such a gentle soul. The night club was better than I expected, had a few guys attempt to try it on with me but Bev soon sorted them out. Wish it was Jeff but he’s probably having fun with Sandi. Perhaps too much fun.
I slept in Bev’s single bed and all night I just thought about Jeff. I wondered if he was missing me. Did he really love me more than he loves his wife? He must love her enough to have two kids with her in the future…
Instead of being woken up by Jeff, I was woken up by Bev.
“Hey, there’s someone here to see you.”
I opened my eyes and there was Jeff smiling at me. I got out of bed and hugged him tight.
“Ah missed me that much eh?”
“Of course I have you daft sod!”
“I missed you too my darling. I haven’t long got back from dropping Sandi off at the airport, thank god she didn’t want to stop any longer than a day! Now how about spending the day in Berlin?”
“Oh my god yes I’d love to! What time is it anyway?”
“Like 8 o’clock?”
“Oh great, I’ll go shower and get ready then!”
“Thanks for looking after her mate.”
“Any time Jeff.”
I looked through the wardrobe and found a cream silk vest top, I complimented the top with a peach coloured long skirt. It’s like they want me to look like Kate Bush for the duration of this trip! Not that I’m complaining.
It was a long drive and it didn’t take us long to start arguing…
“So did you have fun yesterday?”
“Well we got a lot done in the studio, then Sandy came, that was a bit of a surprise to say the least. I took her out to dinner, we had a long chat and well you can probably guess the rest.”
“You mean you fucked?”
“Well to put it crudely yes.”
“Oh well isn’t that nice? So what were you thinking of me whilst you were doing it? Oh how romantic, was it a chore or did you actually enjoy it?”
“For god’s sake Melinda she’s my wife, course we’re going to have sex!”
“So what am I then? Someone to just fill up your time whilst you’re away from your wife?”
“You’re more than that to me and you know it. Look I’m sorry that Sandi came yesterday, I was really looking forward to spending time with you but I couldn’t exactly say oh I can’t hang around with you tonight, I’m going out with my girlfriend!”
“Fuck you.”
I got out of the car and started walking, I had no idea where I was but I just had to get away from Jeff. If I didn’t, I’d probably end up killing him and that would certainly be rewriting history…
“Melinda, get back in the car.”
Still I carried on walking, I wanted to see how far I could push him.
“Melinda, get in the car now.”
“You’ll have to catch me first.”
Thinking he wouldn’t take the bait, I walked a bit faster. I turned round and saw he had stopped the car and was running towards me. He grabbed me from behind and put me over his shoulder.
“Hey what the bloody hell are you doing? Put me down!”
“Not until you get in the car and stop being so childish.”
I pretended to sulk, he put me in the passenger seat and started the car up again.
“I hope you’re not going to make a habit of pulling stunts like that.”
“Depends if you’re going to make a habit of pissing me off.”
He sighed.
“Honestly you’re such hard work Melinda.”
He cupped my chin and smiled.
“Am I allowed to make it up to you today?”
I nodded.
“Good, so can we get going again?”
I again nodded. He kissed me and carried on driving. I didn’t feel that tired but I must have been as I fell asleep for most of the journey. We stopped and had a late lunch. Berlin was just lovely, had some nice pictures of me and Jeff and me standing outside famous buildings and monuments and Jeff standing outside them too. I hope I can get a copy of those photos, not that anyone else can see them. Man that would take some explaining…
“You look very sexy in those long boots Melinda, is there anything that doesn’t look flattering on you?”
I couldn’t help but blush.
“Ah stop it Jeff you’re making me blush. So I hear you’ve written a new song?”
“Bev and his big mouth! Yes I have, another ballad but you can only hear it tomorrow. No sneaky previews this time!”
“Aw but why?”
“I want everyone to see your reaction to the song, I also want your opinion on whether it’s album worthy or not.”
“Wow I’m honoured you’re asking for my opinion on a song!”
“See, I told you, you were special to me.”
I couldn’t believe that Jeff had decided to really splash out on a really expensive meal that was the best meal I’d ever tasted. He certainly fulfilled his aim of making it up to me! We didn’t set back to Munich till late, so I just slept on the way back.
“Early start in the studio tomorrow then?”
“Yes unfortunately…”
“But how you gonna function on lack of sleep?”
He put his hand on mine.
“Ah don’t worry about me, there’s been many times where I’ve managed to record stuff in the studio when I’ve hardly slept!”
It was rather silly of me to kick off over him sleeping with Sandi, as he said she was his wife, she had every right to his body. Much to my disgust. Who am I really? I’m just his bit on the side, no matter how much Jeff tries to dress it up.
So it turned out the song that Jeff had written and wanted my approval on was none other than Need Her Love. Started crying through it of course… God I’m such an emotional wreck!
“Is that happy tears or sad ones?”
“They’re oh my god this song is so beautiful tears. So what was your inspiration this time?”
“Why you of course.”
“I might have guessed! You can’t keep writing songs about me you know, Sandi might get suspicious.”
“Nah she wouldn’t, I told her about the song and she automatically assumed it was about her.”
“So what made her make this spontaneous visit to see you anyway?”
“Well she says it’s because she wanted to see me at work but I know really she just wanted to check that I wasn’t up to anything that I shouldn’t be.”
“And she’d be right!”
“So do you like the song? Is it album worthy?”
“Jeff, anything you write is album worthy!”
They played some more songs such as Last Train to London, The Diary of Horace Wimp really had to stop myself from singing along to that! Then Shine a Little Love, Discovery’s opening track. Certainly fitted the theme of disco very!
“Talk about disco very!”
“Hey Richard, Melinda’s just said the exact same thing as you, disco very!”
“Ah great minds think alike! Be a good album title wouldn’t it?” said Richard.
“My thoughts exactly!”
“Could just fuck with everybody’s minds and call it Discovery instead?” said Jeff.
Ah history was born right in front of my eyes! Who’d have thought I had played some part in the titling of the album?
On the way back to the hotel, I felt like asking an out of the blue question. Man I really need to stop with the ELO puns!
“So can you actually cook? Not that I mind you taking me out of course but I thought it would be nice to sample your cooking skills!”
“Uh, well you can sample them tonight if you want? I warn you, you may not live to see another day after eating my food.”
“So you’re not one for cooking then?”
“No, I kind of leave all the cooking to Sandi.”
“Good to see old fashioned stereotypes still in place…”
“That a sense of sarcasm I detect Miss Jones?”
“Could well be, well as long as you don’t expect me to do all the cooking because I can’t cook for shit. I wouldn’t make a good housewife at all!”
He put his hands on my waist.
“Good job I don’t want you to be a housewife then. I want you to have your own thoughts and ideas, even when I hold you in my arms.”
“You’ve just quoted A Room with a View at me haven’t you?” I said with a raised eyebrow.
“Yeah but the point still stands. The last thing I want is your intelligence and talents to go to waste. So you can still write your books whilst doing your ironing, cooking and cleaning.” He said with a wink.
I punched him in the stomach.
“Oi! That’s not funny Jeffrey Lynne!”
“Ooh using my full name, now I know I’m in trouble!”
“Equality amongst the sexes is not something to joke about!”
I got there and I could see Jeff was with some woman, she turned round and I saw it was his wife, ah shit what’s she doing here? How the fuck am I gonna get out of this one?
Jeff spotted me and froze on the spot.
“Oh Melinda, I wasn’t expecting to see you today.”
“Who’s this Jeff?” Piped up his wife.
Attempt to do a German accent Melinda, it could work!
“Oh I, uh, work as a secretary at the studio. I was informed to tell Mr Lynne of any new equipment that he needed for recording.”
“Oh yes that’s it, thank you. Can you care to show me the new equipment that’s available?”
“Of course Mr Lynne, if you’d like to follow me.”
Jeff had better to do some explaining…
“What are you doing here?”
“What am I doing here? What’s she doing here? You didn’t tell me about your wife coming!”
“I didn’t know myself! Look, it’s okay, she’s only here for the night so you’re just going to have to sleep somewhere else tonight.”
“But I haven’t seen you all day and I was looking forward to spending the night with you.”
He put his hand on my face.
“Hey, look I know it’s not ideal, I’ve missed you like crazy today but it’s just one night. Now go back to the hotel, get all your stuff out of the room and dump it in Bev’s room.”
“Bev’s room? Why?”
“Because Bev has ever so kindly said you can sleep in his room tonight and he’ll treat you to dinner. I’m taking Sandi out for dinner you see.”
“Seems I have no choice. I’ll see you soon then.”
He kissed me goodbye and headed back into the studios. I just hope his wife bought the whole idea of me being a secretary!
I did as I was told and dumped all my stuff in Bev’s room, was nice of Bev to treat me to dinner. I just redid my makeup and Bev took me to this well, I’d like to say restaurant but it seemed more like a bar. I bet Jeff’s taking Sandi to a nice restaurant…
“You probably think I’m interfering—̋
“That’s probably because you are…”
“Try not to get on the wrong side of Sandi, she really isn’t a woman to cross. You’re lucky she found your excuse for coming into the studio convincing!”
“So does she do this kind of thing a lot, surprise him?”
“From time to time yeah. I think she just likes to involve herself someway in Jeff’s work. Jeff's written a new song too by the way. I know you two are an item so that’s why I’m warning you to be careful. Stay out of her way tonight and she won’t suspect a thing.”
“Why you even helping me? You’re married yourself you know how wrong it is for me and Jeff to be doing this.”
“Because I like you and I think you’re good for Jeff. Sandi, I mean, she’s nice enough but she doesn’t bring out the best in him, that’s why he’s away so much recording music, she gets a bit much for him. A bit clingy and jealous, very jealous.”
“Did she say anything about me when me and Jeff went outside?”
“Well she noticed you were very pretty and that you seemed quite well dressed for a mere secretary.”
“Ah I see, didn’t like me then?”
“Sadly no, she was asking Jeff a ton of questions about you. She asked him whether he found you pretty, course he had to lie. She’s terrified of losing him you see. She views any woman Jeff talks to with suspicion. She’s gained so much since marrying Jeff, don’t think she could bear to lose it.”
“Is Jeff really angry with me for coming along to the studio?”
“No of course not! He gave me strict instructions for me to give you a good time tonight, so how about we go into a night club after this? Don’t worry, I’ll look after you.” Bev said with a wink.
Man Bev’s wife was really lucky to have him, he’s such a gentle soul. The night club was better than I expected, had a few guys attempt to try it on with me but Bev soon sorted them out. Wish it was Jeff but he’s probably having fun with Sandi. Perhaps too much fun.
I slept in Bev’s single bed and all night I just thought about Jeff. I wondered if he was missing me. Did he really love me more than he loves his wife? He must love her enough to have two kids with her in the future…
Instead of being woken up by Jeff, I was woken up by Bev.
“Hey, there’s someone here to see you.”
I opened my eyes and there was Jeff smiling at me. I got out of bed and hugged him tight.
“Ah missed me that much eh?”
“Of course I have you daft sod!”
“I missed you too my darling. I haven’t long got back from dropping Sandi off at the airport, thank god she didn’t want to stop any longer than a day! Now how about spending the day in Berlin?”
“Oh my god yes I’d love to! What time is it anyway?”
“Like 8 o’clock?”
“Oh great, I’ll go shower and get ready then!”
“Thanks for looking after her mate.”
“Any time Jeff.”
I looked through the wardrobe and found a cream silk vest top, I complimented the top with a peach coloured long skirt. It’s like they want me to look like Kate Bush for the duration of this trip! Not that I’m complaining.
It was a long drive and it didn’t take us long to start arguing…
“So did you have fun yesterday?”
“Well we got a lot done in the studio, then Sandy came, that was a bit of a surprise to say the least. I took her out to dinner, we had a long chat and well you can probably guess the rest.”
“You mean you fucked?”
“Well to put it crudely yes.”
“Oh well isn’t that nice? So what were you thinking of me whilst you were doing it? Oh how romantic, was it a chore or did you actually enjoy it?”
“For god’s sake Melinda she’s my wife, course we’re going to have sex!”
“So what am I then? Someone to just fill up your time whilst you’re away from your wife?”
“You’re more than that to me and you know it. Look I’m sorry that Sandi came yesterday, I was really looking forward to spending time with you but I couldn’t exactly say oh I can’t hang around with you tonight, I’m going out with my girlfriend!”
“Fuck you.”
I got out of the car and started walking, I had no idea where I was but I just had to get away from Jeff. If I didn’t, I’d probably end up killing him and that would certainly be rewriting history…
“Melinda, get back in the car.”
Still I carried on walking, I wanted to see how far I could push him.
“Melinda, get in the car now.”
“You’ll have to catch me first.”
Thinking he wouldn’t take the bait, I walked a bit faster. I turned round and saw he had stopped the car and was running towards me. He grabbed me from behind and put me over his shoulder.
“Hey what the bloody hell are you doing? Put me down!”
“Not until you get in the car and stop being so childish.”
I pretended to sulk, he put me in the passenger seat and started the car up again.
“I hope you’re not going to make a habit of pulling stunts like that.”
“Depends if you’re going to make a habit of pissing me off.”
He sighed.
“Honestly you’re such hard work Melinda.”
He cupped my chin and smiled.
“Am I allowed to make it up to you today?”
I nodded.
“Good, so can we get going again?”
I again nodded. He kissed me and carried on driving. I didn’t feel that tired but I must have been as I fell asleep for most of the journey. We stopped and had a late lunch. Berlin was just lovely, had some nice pictures of me and Jeff and me standing outside famous buildings and monuments and Jeff standing outside them too. I hope I can get a copy of those photos, not that anyone else can see them. Man that would take some explaining…
“You look very sexy in those long boots Melinda, is there anything that doesn’t look flattering on you?”
I couldn’t help but blush.
“Ah stop it Jeff you’re making me blush. So I hear you’ve written a new song?”
“Bev and his big mouth! Yes I have, another ballad but you can only hear it tomorrow. No sneaky previews this time!”
“Aw but why?”
“I want everyone to see your reaction to the song, I also want your opinion on whether it’s album worthy or not.”
“Wow I’m honoured you’re asking for my opinion on a song!”
“See, I told you, you were special to me.”
I couldn’t believe that Jeff had decided to really splash out on a really expensive meal that was the best meal I’d ever tasted. He certainly fulfilled his aim of making it up to me! We didn’t set back to Munich till late, so I just slept on the way back.
“Early start in the studio tomorrow then?”
“Yes unfortunately…”
“But how you gonna function on lack of sleep?”
He put his hand on mine.
“Ah don’t worry about me, there’s been many times where I’ve managed to record stuff in the studio when I’ve hardly slept!”
It was rather silly of me to kick off over him sleeping with Sandi, as he said she was his wife, she had every right to his body. Much to my disgust. Who am I really? I’m just his bit on the side, no matter how much Jeff tries to dress it up.
So it turned out the song that Jeff had written and wanted my approval on was none other than Need Her Love. Started crying through it of course… God I’m such an emotional wreck!
“Is that happy tears or sad ones?”
“They’re oh my god this song is so beautiful tears. So what was your inspiration this time?”
“Why you of course.”
“I might have guessed! You can’t keep writing songs about me you know, Sandi might get suspicious.”
“Nah she wouldn’t, I told her about the song and she automatically assumed it was about her.”
“So what made her make this spontaneous visit to see you anyway?”
“Well she says it’s because she wanted to see me at work but I know really she just wanted to check that I wasn’t up to anything that I shouldn’t be.”
“And she’d be right!”
“So do you like the song? Is it album worthy?”
“Jeff, anything you write is album worthy!”
They played some more songs such as Last Train to London, The Diary of Horace Wimp really had to stop myself from singing along to that! Then Shine a Little Love, Discovery’s opening track. Certainly fitted the theme of disco very!
“Talk about disco very!”
“Hey Richard, Melinda’s just said the exact same thing as you, disco very!”
“Ah great minds think alike! Be a good album title wouldn’t it?” said Richard.
“My thoughts exactly!”
“Could just fuck with everybody’s minds and call it Discovery instead?” said Jeff.
Ah history was born right in front of my eyes! Who’d have thought I had played some part in the titling of the album?
On the way back to the hotel, I felt like asking an out of the blue question. Man I really need to stop with the ELO puns!
“So can you actually cook? Not that I mind you taking me out of course but I thought it would be nice to sample your cooking skills!”
“Uh, well you can sample them tonight if you want? I warn you, you may not live to see another day after eating my food.”
“So you’re not one for cooking then?”
“No, I kind of leave all the cooking to Sandi.”
“Good to see old fashioned stereotypes still in place…”
“That a sense of sarcasm I detect Miss Jones?”
“Could well be, well as long as you don’t expect me to do all the cooking because I can’t cook for shit. I wouldn’t make a good housewife at all!”
He put his hands on my waist.
“Good job I don’t want you to be a housewife then. I want you to have your own thoughts and ideas, even when I hold you in my arms.”
“You’ve just quoted A Room with a View at me haven’t you?” I said with a raised eyebrow.
“Yeah but the point still stands. The last thing I want is your intelligence and talents to go to waste. So you can still write your books whilst doing your ironing, cooking and cleaning.” He said with a wink.
I punched him in the stomach.
“Oi! That’s not funny Jeffrey Lynne!”
“Ooh using my full name, now I know I’m in trouble!”
“Equality amongst the sexes is not something to joke about!”