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Post by jrmugz on Dec 20, 2016 3:46:23 GMT
Forgive me, and direct me to, if already an ELO jokes thread in progress like there was on the old board.
But in the meantime, I'll get this one started with
What ELO album will destroy your house if you play it?
"A New World Wrecker"
ba-doom-kshhhh!!!!
Jim
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Post by BSJ on Dec 20, 2016 15:51:41 GMT
That's so bad, it's good!
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Post by jrmugz on Dec 20, 2016 17:46:38 GMT
What is Buddha's favorite ELO song?
"Night in the Sitty"
ba-doom-ksshhh!!!
Jim
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Post by jrmugz on Dec 20, 2016 17:49:25 GMT
Which ELO song is closest in theme to "Back in the USSR"?
"Sweet Balkan Woman".
ba-doom-ksshhhhh!!!!!
Jim
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Post by jrmugz on Dec 20, 2016 17:52:52 GMT
Which ELO song talks about a card-playing prostitute?
"The Diary of Whore-ace Wimp"
ba-doom-kssshhhh!!!
Jim
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2017 13:26:31 GMT
What was Benjamin Franklin's band called?
⚡️ ☁️ The Electric Kite Orchestra!
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 19, 2017 17:33:55 GMT
@secretmessenger, I'm curious as to the quote you have in your signature. Is this Rowling lady knowledgeable in music? If so, I was unaware of that.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2017 17:59:54 GMT
Helmut, Lol I had mixed up quotes with authors on that one. Thanks for catching it! I can't say how knowledgable Rowling (or Dumbledore) are about music - but the line just resonates with me. When I read Lynne's letter to his fans on that greatest hits album it also struck a chord - very liberating!😎🌀
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 19, 2017 18:40:37 GMT
Hah! I thought "this woman writes a bestseller and suddenly she thinks she can make claims about the rules of music".
Now, if it's Jeff Lynne who is saying it, it's a completely different authority on the matter.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2017 20:54:09 GMT
Wait - was Ben Franklin's favorite band the Electric Kite-or Kestrel?⚡️
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Post by jrmugz on Aug 26, 2017 21:42:08 GMT
What's a diabetic's favorite ELO song? "Nutrasweet is the Night".
Jim
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Post by jrmugz on Sept 1, 2017 0:23:57 GMT
Which ELO song was written by Jeff Lynne to describe the type of egg he ordered for breakfast?
It's Over Easy
Jim
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2017 2:31:58 GMT
Thanks everybody - yeah, I came up with that caption. Always glad to give you pleasure!
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