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Post by vlogdance on Nov 29, 2016 22:04:24 GMT
Mr Jeffrey Kingdom - The Palace offers Jeff a posh surname instead of the knighthood his fans hoped for. Mik's Trousers Solo - he's abandoned the ones we all admire, and gone for the sagging look instead
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Post by BSJ on Nov 29, 2016 22:10:01 GMT
Wild Mid West Hero - What Mr Lynne will be if he came to Ohio
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Post by vlogdance on Nov 29, 2016 22:34:56 GMT
On The School Run - grumpy fans miss the start of Jeff's live shows due to family commitments.
One Step Class At A Time - Jeff's management orders him back to the gym.
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Post by unomusette on Nov 29, 2016 22:59:20 GMT
Mild West Hero - it takes a lot to get him to draw his weapon
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Post by BSJ on Nov 29, 2016 23:01:06 GMT
Shangri-la Palace – what Jeff will rename Bungalow Palace after all his touring
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Post by unomusette on Nov 29, 2016 23:15:26 GMT
It's over done - Jeff left the oven on too long, yet another ruined dinner
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Post by wilko on Nov 29, 2016 23:22:40 GMT
Do Ya Swallow - Something you should never ask a lady.
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Post by BSJ on Nov 29, 2016 23:24:43 GMT
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Post by elophile on Nov 29, 2016 23:52:55 GMT
First Bowel Movement - In the touring days Jeff, by nature an early riser, always liked to get first crack at the tour bus WC.
I'm Leaving You Farts - The fun game Jeff would play with whoever woke up second.
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Post by vlogdance on Nov 30, 2016 9:50:51 GMT
The Diary Of Psychic Horace Wimp
Our own mystic man lists all the ways in which 2017 will be even worse than 2016.
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Post by jackpunch on Nov 30, 2016 12:30:33 GMT
Here's a few sporting one's (unfortunately only our UK representatives will get them)
Everyone's born to Die Davies.....JL questions whether the ex Everton Goalkeeper is actually the Lord God Almighty
Ma-Ma-Ma-Martin Belle..... JL's stuttering homage to the British skier
Poor boy (The Ron Greenwood)......The ex England and West Ham manager is elevated to legendary status
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Post by soonerorlater on Nov 30, 2016 13:06:06 GMT
As if we haven't had enough........!
Telephone Line Dancing - a new country music fad where dancers mimic the action of dialling a phone (landline or mobile/cell!)
Reichenbach Waterfall - where Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty had to 'Face The Music'
Ocean Finance Breakup - loan and finance company falls on hard times themselves (that's one for UK daytime TV viewers of the 90s!)
From The End Of The World Cup - those 'difficult' Summer months after a tournament when you're waiting for a new domestic football/soccer season to begin.
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Post by queenofthehours on Nov 30, 2016 19:31:34 GMT
You know, as this thread goes on I'm probably going to subliminally appropriate other people's title suggestions. So before I do and get into trouble, here's my efforts.
- '1812 10538 Overture' - Jeff tries adding cannons to the mix.
- 'Lobster Caught in a Trap' - A sea shanty.
- 'Eldorado Season Finale' - Jeff's little known stint as a composer for the failed BBC drama.
- 'Across the Scottish Border' -Jeff's musical plea to the Celtic people not to hold another referendum.
- 'Alright Mate' - Jeff tries to tap into the Antipodean market.
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Post by ash2 on Nov 30, 2016 19:48:41 GMT
F*****g Twilight (Jeff gets a film about teenage vamps) OK hold on tight (a song about the funfair) Rain is always falling (a ditty about the northwest of England)
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Post by BSJ on Nov 30, 2016 20:00:52 GMT
F'in Twilight -
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