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Post by flyershistory on Feb 16, 2018 19:02:25 GMT
She is the latest in technology, Almost mythology, but she has a heart of stone, She has an IQ of 1, 001, She has a jump suit on, and she's also a telephone.
...this was decades before Siri and the like
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Post by BSJ on Feb 17, 2018 0:12:47 GMT
Psychic Jeff
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Post by queenofthehours on Sept 2, 2018 15:00:09 GMT
"a piece of wood which he's turned into a stone"
BBC Radio 4 'Open Country' - www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0bggmcs (near the end)
Not quite what Jeff says but close enough!
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Post by BIuebird on Sept 20, 2018 1:02:06 GMT
What was that about a ticket to the moon? Apparently this fellow has just purchased the first one. It seems like Mr. Lynne is pretty good at predicting the future.
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Post by orioles70 on Sept 27, 2018 15:41:41 GMT
headline today brings to mind ELO's 1st hit
"What will Bill Cosby's life be like as inmate NN7687?"
could rework the song lyrics to fit the news, but that would make for a horrible song
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Post by orioles70 on Jul 9, 2022 20:02:35 GMT
a song rewrite for a certain PM that lied only half as much as Donald Trump
The Diary of Boris Frump
Monday Liar again today He'd be in trouble, though he'd say he was sorry He'd have to hurry out to the press
Tuesday Boris was so sad Covid made it really hard to parrr-ty And if they found out once more He'd be out, uh-oh
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door While he just stood there mussin' with his hair Then a voice from above Said, "Boris Frump, that is a lie Go out and tell the truth (come on, Boris) Make a stand and be a man And you will have your Brexit planned!" (You can do it) (Come on, Boris)
Wednesday Asked her for a favor The trousers down his knees, this very evening His head was reeling When she said, "Yes, ok!"
Don't be afraid, it’s just a knock at the door While he just stood there mumblin', a-fumblin' When a voice from above Said, "Boris Frump, that’s not your wife! Go out and find yourself a cab (go now, Boris)
Thursday Boris, this is it Tell the Queen that Parliament need not meet When she says, "Alright" Boris cries, bye-bye Europe!
Make a stand and be a man And you will have your Brexit planned!" (You can do it) (Come on, Boris)
Friday Boris chose the guy He was drunk and he was very pinchy He thought he could deny, he wasn’t in the know
Sunday Everyone’s in a snit When Boris rushes in and says, "Now where are my votes? For the job of my life" And they hid, boo hoo
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday (Boris, Boris, Boris)
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Post by BSJ on Jul 10, 2022 1:01:35 GMT
Bravo!
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Post by unomusette on Jul 11, 2022 22:05:34 GMT
Genius, love it to bits!
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