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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 2, 2017 19:56:59 GMT
How will I ever sell the forum to Sony for one thousand pounds I want to top up my pension Uh, you should hide several members for that until the deal is done or they won't buy. Ninjas, Droolers... smiley-music025
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Post by unomusette on Mar 2, 2017 23:12:20 GMT
Oi! I heard that! Anyway, I refuse to be sold as part of Horace's money making plans, I demand a deal like Norway has with the EU. Honestly, he started by persuading the poor, innocent farm animals into the recording studio and when nobody stopped him he has the same plans to exploit us poor innocent forumheads. Does he care that Sony will probably make us include Justin Bieber and blimmin' Mariah Carey in our discussions? You bet he doesn't! All he wants is another exotic car on his drive....shocking I'm off to paint a protest sign
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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 3, 2017 0:34:05 GMT
I'm with Uno on that one, I will start painting my own protest sign too. Horace's moneymaking plans are an out-of-control bulldozer that won't stop no matter how many farm users or forum animals get ran over. We used to be a virtual family here, and instead we are bound to become sheer numbers in the greed mechanisms of the cold an inhuman Sony corporation. Indignant!
Well, I'm off to watch American Idol on Sony now.
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Post by Horacewimp on Mar 3, 2017 8:35:05 GMT
I hope you all like the new forum logo I've developed i'm told we have to use
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Post by elophile on Mar 3, 2017 14:16:54 GMT
Horacewimp Latest Sony press release: March 3, 2017 – Sony Interactive Entertainment (SIE) today announced the purchase of Horace Wimp's ELO Fan Forum for the tidy sum of 1,000 pounds. Executive Deputy President and CFO, Kenichiro Yoshida, had this to say about the acquisition and the transition to new ownership. "We plan to phase out Jeff Lynne and replace him with Sony Entertainment artist John Mayer. In doing this we believe the forum will appeal to a much wider audience. We will further enhance the new brand by introducing a backup band for Mr. Mayer consisting of finalists - yet to be confirmed - from The Voice and American Idol. This band will come with the uplifting and inclusive new moniker The Eclectic Life Orchestra. We're very excited about the revamped SONY's Jon Mayer Forum and look forward to a long and fruitful relationship."
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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 3, 2017 16:24:45 GMT
And all of that for just 1,000 pounds? I know I was lying when I said our friendship had no price, but at least I thought it was a more expensive one!
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Post by elophile on Mar 3, 2017 16:51:55 GMT
Oh, no! It's already started!
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Post by Horacewimp on Mar 3, 2017 17:14:19 GMT
And all of that for just 1,000 pounds? I know I was lying when I said our friendship had no price, but at least I thought it was a more expensive one! £1000 may not be much to you Helmut but look at it as beer and curry nights. It must equate to at least 25 nights out, that's nearly half a year at one a week.
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Post by Timeblue on Mar 3, 2017 17:30:34 GMT
What can we do to make this deal happen for you? We're all very good looking - that's a plus... Have you seen me and Helmut I could have sworn they were the ninja twins...
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Post by elophile on Mar 3, 2017 17:37:46 GMT
I could have sworn they were the ninja twins... you, my friend, are a glutton for punishment!
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Post by BSJ on Mar 3, 2017 18:54:43 GMT
Patrice The Gay Turkey and fellow Horace Wimp's barnyard family protest:
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Post by BSJ on Mar 3, 2017 19:06:48 GMT
Have you seen me and Helmut I could have sworn they were the ninja twins... Oooooo... this is nooooooot good. Timeblue you're out of control because you want to be punished, and you must be punished. But you won’t be. Withholding of pain is your punishment.
( lol )
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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 3, 2017 19:20:08 GMT
I could have sworn they were the ninja twins... BOOM!!! Talk about playing with fire... I can't wait until unomusette checks in and sees this.
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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 3, 2017 19:33:58 GMT
£1000 may not be much to you Helmut but look at it as beer and curry nights. It must equate to at least 25 nights out, that's nearly half a year at one a week. Hm... Looked from that point of view, it's true, 25 nights out in 6 months, that's quite a solid friendship. Heck, I was even about to have an emotional outburst until cold maths hit me... ...given that you are not selling just me for that price but the whole forum, wouldn't we have to divide that £1000 by all of those people? That would give us like one night of beer and curry plus one night of fish and chips (no beverage included) each.
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Post by BSJ on Mar 3, 2017 19:57:29 GMT
I could have sworn they were the ninja twins... BOOM!!! Talk about playing with fire... I can't wait until unomusette checks in and sees this. Yes, I do fear for Timeblue . Me ninja twin says I'm the mean one.
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